Learning To Love You More

ASSIGNMENTS:

REPORTS:


Janet (Mother): I believe my daughter, Nikki, spends her time as below; PLAYS ON HER COMPUTER LOVES TO SLEEP LISTENS TO MUSIC TAKES PICTURES OF SCENERY GIVES A GREAT MASSAGE LOVES TO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH WHEN POSSIBLE SCREENS CALLS NEVER ANSWERS HER CELL (WHICH DRIVES ME CRAZY) LOVES TO TAKE CARE OF HER FEET GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR VERY QUICK RESPONSES MAKES SURE SHE EATS THE RIGHT FOODS LOVES TO SPEND MONEY HOPEFULLY THINKS ABOUT ME! TAKES DETOURS - - - - - - - - - - Mandi (Sister): Nikki at home: Watches lesbian shows Stuffs her face with random food objects Admires her toes Finds random websites to play on In the shower: Cleans her bellybutton thoroughly In her car: Sings out loud Dances Makes car dance Makes sudden stops At the store: Plays Marco Polo Steals out of candy bins Buys strange foods to try In class: Doodles Writes lame notes in margins about how college sucks Observes funny quirks about classmates Talks to self and asks questions to self Makes lists - - - - - - - - - - Byron (Brother-in-law): Nikki wastes time, sleeps, eats, needs a job, day dreams, sleep walks, talks to herself, shops, and smokes weed.