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Tommy Bensko
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
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Last Week I got into a bicycle accident. My teeth were all over the asphalt, my face was resting in a puddle of blood, and I couldn't talk. The girl driving the car that hit me was screaming "OH MY GOD IS HE DEAD!" The firefighters that live next door to me were the first on the scene. They told me I was unusually calm until they attempted to cut my backpack off of me before strapping me to a stretcher.
Firefigher: Okay son, are you hurt?
Me: (nod my head "yes")
FF: Don't move your head, you could have spinal damage. Did you get knocked out?
Me: (nod "no")
FF: Don't move your head! What happened? Can you move?
Me: (nod "no")
FF: DON'T MOVE YOUR HEAD!
5 minutes of Laurel and Hardey Q & A.
FF: I'm going to cut your backpack strap now.
Me: nuhhh
FF: Sorry son, I've got to get it off of you.
Me: Nuhhhh! (struggling to get it off while lying on pavement)
FF: (snip) That wasn't so bad was it?
Me: NUHHHH!!!!
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