Learning To Love You More

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her: How do you make scrambled eggs? me: I'll do it for you. her: No Just tell me and I will do it on my own. me: You wont cook it properly. Let me. her: Well just do two eggs, then I can do another two eggs on my own afterwards. me: OK. her: How come you have mroe than me?! me: I don't! her: Look then! me: Well I did make it. her: Let me see how good your cooking is then. me: Its not cooking. you just mix eggs and milk and cook it in a pan. her: Why did you put dry herbs in it? me: Tastes better. I'm not washing up by the way. her: Yes! You are! Because you cooked it. Not me! me: Well you asked me how to make it. I was busy before you asked me! her: But you actually created the mess! me: But I wouldn't have if you hadn't asked me! me: Can you put the eggs and butter away please. her: I didn't get them out. me: Yes you did! her: No! me: Go and put them away! her: No...I'm getting some ketchup. (James takes a handful of scrambled egg from her plate when she is out of the room) me: Wow. Look how much you have on your plate! her: Oh my God! You took some off! me: No. her: Yes! Yes you did! I hate you! me: It's only scrambled egg!