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Kara S.
Houston, Texas USA
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REPORTS:
PREVIOUS NEXT
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He: So when do you take your LSAT? You've been studying like mad. I never see you anymore.
She: If you think this is bad, wait until I actually GO to law school, or BE a lawyer.
He: I'll have to find a part-time girlfriend.
She: (becoming agitated) With what car and what money?
He: You'll be a lawyer. I won't need money.
She: What makes you think I am going to share my money?
He: Well, if you don't, you better start putting out like a Pez dispenser.
She: You are no gentleman.
(two weeks later)
He: What's wrong with you? You've been moping since you walked in.
She: (after a few minutes) I adore being your best friend, but I am not in love with you anymore.
He: Are you serious? Are you sure?
She: Yes.
He: This time is the last. No more. Are you sure?
She: Unfortunately. Yes.
He: (tearing up) Will you go get me a pack of cigarettes? Please? I'll be fine by the time you get back and we can hang out.
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