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Assignment #51
Describe what to do with your body when you die.

Kristen Meinzer
Brooklyn, New York USA

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Please give my organs to anyone who might need them. And if my organs are too beat up from years of drinking, smoking, drugs, and wild living for anyone to have much use for them, please let scientists or medical students use my carcass for research. And if there's anything left after that, please burn it up and on the first really rainy day, take the ashes and spread them on the sidewalk outside the nearest movie theatre you find that happens to be playing Shadows, Vivre Sa Vie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Sound of Music, or Manhattan. Do this before the movie starts, then sit down inside and enjoy the show. Afterwards, as you exit the theatre, take peace in the fact that what's left of my body has soaked into the cracks between the cement or washed away or been imbedded into the soles of passers-by; just as I would have wanted.