Learning To Love You More

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Please, I beg of my loved ones, try to play a trick on someone with my dead body. Be disrespectful if you have to, I won't care...remember I'm DEAD! Here's a fun trick, tell grandma to go in a wake me up for breakfast knowing full well I've been dead in that bed for at least a full twelve hours, then the fun will really begin! Or maybe prop me up on the porch swing with a tape recorder hidden inside my coat that yells insults at people and when they come up to "set me straight" they'll get a wicked surprise! Then when I start to stink too much to continue the fun, burn me up and use me as a pasta topping at a fancy affair.