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Assignment #60
Write a press release about an everyday event.

Dave V.
Seattle, Washington USA

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Sent to The Seattle Times, Seattle Post-Intelligencer, and The North Seattle Herald.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
SEATTLE LIBRARIAN BIKES TO WORK DESPITE MILD HANGOVER
Despite having been out until nearly 1am on a weekday night, and having had several beers, Seattle librarian Dave V________ roused himself in time to bike to work this thursday morning. His waking up and motivating was particularly impressive given that he'd worked an 11 and a half hour shift the previous day, prior to joining several friends for a fund-raising event to benefit the Edge Theater Company, at Fremont Coffee. He had contemplated calling in sick in the first moments after hearing his alarm, but after hitting "snooze" twice, he was more or less awake. The 4.5 mile ride to the Wallingford Branch library was unremarkable, excepting the significant degree of dehydration Dave was suffering. Upon arrival at work, five minutes late, the winded librarian reported to his co-workers that he'd had a terrible ride, by way of explanation for his tardiness. ###
Contact Information:
Dave V_______
206-2________
v_____________@gmail.com